accio-cosima:

I JUST HEARD MY MUM SINGING THIS IN HER ROOM

"be our guest

be our guest

put your knickers to the test

throw them up against the wall

and if they stick 

you’ve done your best”

AND WHILE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I YELLED “WHAT THE HELL MUM” AND SHE REPLIED “I DON’T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP” IN SUCH A PROUD VOICE

HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL APPALLED OR AMUSED OR BOTH

i have like an urge to run away to a foreign country and just explore, see all the sights, sleep under the stars on the top of a hill and just exist in a place that’s new and interesting and exciting but in today’s world i’d need tons of money plus i’d have the threat of being murdered/kidnapped and that makes me sad